Stockpiles of Blue
One of the most common comments I receive is about the blues in my images. I've had several people ask how I achieve them. Well, it's time I let you all in on the secret.
Out near Dalby, I have a facility that generates and stores blue for me. Regular white goes into these silos, where it undergoes some mysterious processing by a team of crack scientists imported especially from the small island nation-state of Pantonia. The resulting blue is stockpiled here until I require it.
Those Pantonians can do amazing things with colour. Before the 8 day war with Oompa-Loompa Land, the people of that country were all tiny albinos.
Oh, and it's my birthday today. Anyone want to buy me a present?
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